Tourist With A Twist Gifts

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Man on motorbike.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'