Spirited Tourist Gifts

Touring Holidays - On the P***

The fate of the emigrant

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Welcome Ghost.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Mad For It

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Yipeee!"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Man on motorbike.

Historic and Modern Bath

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

For services to Tourism. . .

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

Woman painting a man drowning.

Nights in Bath

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"Yes, it's that way."

The suite hereafter.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Natural bridge'

"Smile!"

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'