Spirited Traveler Gifts

Mad For It

Welcome Ghost.

Carefree luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Yipeee!"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Sticking out tongue

'I told you to sip it!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Alcoholidays.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Farewell to the travellers

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."