Excited Traveler Gifts

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

The fate of the emigrant

Easter Island legs

Kardiff.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Welcome Ghost.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Mad For It

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Yipeee!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

Alternative Airport

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1