Excited Traveler Mugs

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

The fate of the emigrant

Easter Island legs

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Alternative Airport

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."