Boastful Traveler Mugs

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Kardiff.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Yipeee!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Moon Souvenirs

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Stonehenge Imitation

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Last day of school.

Family Vacation in the Time Machine. Are we then yet? Are we then yet?

Arrivals: Your husband.