Laugh-loving Traveler Mugs

Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Transylvanian backpackers.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Limerick Airport

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Steve found himself on his travels.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Holiday Luggage

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Well? How was the flight?'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

At the airport.

Holiday photos.

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"