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Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Transylvanian backpackers.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Holiday Luggage

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

Traffic Sign

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Well? How was the flight?'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Holiday photos.

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

At the airport.

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'