Aspiring Traveler Gifts

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"If I were a rich man - ya ha deedle deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum - I'd move to Rio de Janeiro.

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

'Keep an eye on this one.'

"I think you'll just have to face the fact, dear, that you're not really a Hummingbird and you can't fly to Mexico with them!"

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

What else is there to wish for?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.