Aspiring Adventurers Gifts

"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I know how you feel, but you can't let all this stand in the way of your dreams.'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

I had a dream last night that I was a fish. Believe me, you're not missing a thing.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Hobby Store

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Fishing boat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Ah...here they are!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Shoot For The Moon

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Island of Lost Guys.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Climbing with the baby

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.