Adventure Seekers Gifts

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"Perfect."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I'm not flying south. Not without insurance."

Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"I'm not here to rescue you. I'm selling tidal wave insurance"

Searching for water in the desert.

The Queen's Flight

Balloon

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

You aren't here sign.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Skier in tree.

'Laugh all you want, but the advertising agency loved my idea: I'm making good money...'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

The American Dream

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

A gawp of tourists

"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"

'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Guy standing on the end of a pier and the pier is saying 'Go on ya wimp, jump' - Pier pressure

Paramedic to nurse: 'You'd better clear out some rooms. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.