Adventure Seeking Gifts

I don't have the keys.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Sailor finds mine in his soup.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Desert crawler sees sign stating Las Chance Mirage.

The Hobby Store

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.