Adventure Seeker Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."

Mountain-bike Goat.

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

Lone Wolf

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

Lifeboats

Silence on the golf course.

"What about hiding it someplace further off-shore?"

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

'Can't be too safe you know.'

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'

"I know the way through the minefield, step exactly where I do!"

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'Ok, now what?'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

'One day they'll realize I have no idea where I'm going.'

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'it's lonely at the top.'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

Rescue rations.