Adventure Seekers Pillows

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"Perfect."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I'm not flying south. Not without insurance."

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

Pirate: 'Wow! what's this one?' Assistant: 'It's the new Swiss army model.'

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Balloon

"I'm not here to rescue you. I'm selling tidal wave insurance"

Searching for water in the desert.

The Queen's Flight

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

You aren't here sign.

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'

"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"

A gawp of tourists

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

The American Dream

Skier in tree.

'Laugh all you want, but the advertising agency loved my idea: I'm making good money...'

Guy standing on the end of a pier and the pier is saying 'Go on ya wimp, jump' - Pier pressure

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.