Ambitious Adventurer Gifts

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Clancy: Self-Made Man

Shoot For The Moon

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Rainbow/Horizon

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Fight or flight?"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Sticking out tongue

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'I told you to sip it!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Well, we made it.'