Adventurous Explorer Gifts

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Man lost looking at city map.

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

Tourists are faced with the options of 'left' 'right' and 'forward'.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I found it - it's in the remote region of the Himalayas."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"What sort of a dirty weekend do you have in mind - potholing?!"

'-or for fifty quid I can arrange for you to stow away'

"Now I know what those blue lines on the map are. . . they're rivers!"

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Luggage outside an aeroplane.

Please do not eat the people.

'Who did you say you booked this holiday camp with?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'About this budget vacation you booked... I never knew North Korea was a fun-filled shopper's paradise.'

"And what time did you stagger home last night?"

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'Look at this guy, listening to music on his earphones when there are bears around! I guess somebody's about to learn a lesson in hunting safety!'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

"When I told you to bring a map, I meant of this area!"

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Travel agent

I think we should have turned left at the tree

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.