Adventurous Traveller Gifts

'I know we're lost, but we're making good time.'

'And the shower stall has to be this wide.'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Fight or flight?"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'