Adventurous Traveller Pillows

'I know we're lost, but we're making good time.'

'And the shower stall has to be this wide.'

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Kardiff.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Fight or flight?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'