Adventure Traveler Pillows

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Damn ruins

You've reached Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you? I'm about to leave the country. I'm taking a four-year cruise around the world. I should be back on or after January 21st, 2021. But I can only afford a ticket for myself, not for my wife. How do I explain to her that she's going to have to stay behind? Before I answer: Is this by any chance related to Donald Trump's upcoming inauguration? It's every man for himself.

Highest Waterfall in the World

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

Alternative Airport

War Tourism

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Kardiff.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Didn't you just say that?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

The next fast train has gone.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"