Adventurous Vacationer Pillows

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Kardiff.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Vaccination Passport

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

Safari.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"How's it look back there?"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Holiday Aerobics.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'