Vacation Adventurers Pillows

"Our trip to Ibiza was a trip of a life time alright, that's how long we'll be paying for it"

'Now that's what I call a tourist attraction.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Vacation Bus Photo

"How's it look back there?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!