Vacation Adventure Pillows

"What? The airline lost my luggage. I'm trying to make a statement."

'Yes, I KNOW this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Skiing.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Fight or Flight

Daughters on the beach

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Pina Coladas

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."