Vacation Adventure Gifts

"What? The airline lost my luggage. I'm trying to make a statement."

'Yes, I KNOW this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

Skiing.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

Fight or Flight

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Daughters on the beach

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surf Casting

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion