Vacation Adventurer Gifts

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'I said French Fries.'

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Parascending

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Come quickly! My wife's been caught in a tourist trap!"

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

"The holiday didn't work out too well, I lost my luggage the sniffer dogs found it."

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Toilet break.

Man cycling off a cliff

"I think we're in for their holiday snaps.."

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

"Going anywhere nice to smash up on your holidays this year sir?"

'I told you not to give our address out to strangers you bump into on holiday.'

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

Travel agent in hell.

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

Airport. Whoever said the journey is better than the destination must have never traveled over the holidays.

Moose stuck in tunnel.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"