Summer Vacation Adventurer Gifts

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Segregated Beach

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Yipeee!"

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"They migrate here each summer."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."