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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Segregated Beach

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I need a jump!'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Yipeee!"

"They migrate here each summer."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Crabbing

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."