Summer Adventure Gifts

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Lawnmower

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Segregated Beach

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

The Perfect Cannonball

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

'Best to keep downwind.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I need a jump!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."