Summer Adventure Gifts

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Lawnmower

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Segregated Beach

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Where the Wild Things Summer

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I need a jump!'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."