Summer Adventures Gifts

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Water skiing.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Echo Tourism'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Collies Without Borders

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.