Summer Outings Gifts

Picnic invasion strategy session

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Lawnmower

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."