Summer Outings T-Shirts

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Holiday time.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tension filled the tent.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Lawnmower

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'