Summer Recreation T-Shirts

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Holiday time.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Tension filled the tent.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Lawnmower

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Chillaxing!

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"