Summer Leisure Gifts

Relaxing in the pool

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Marshmallows

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Are we there yet?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

His New Grillfriend

Try me/try me/try me...