Summertime Enjoyment Gifts

'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Lawnmower

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Come and get it!"

The Perfect Cannonball

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Chillaxing!

Ice Cream Tower.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'