Summertime Enthusiast Gifts

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Allotment

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bike Rides

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."