Seasonal Enthusiast Gifts

People of the Fall

Spring fever clinic

'Happens every Autumn. I find a girl I like and she ends up falling for some other guy.'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

70 degrees in Spring / 70 degrees in Fall

"Oh come on. . . fall already!"

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

'You're early!...'

'You're not old. You're still in the winter of your life.'

Hello October

4 seasons globe

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

Fall in Canada

'Happy Autumn!'

Spring is just around the corner.

The Fall of the AlamoThe Spring of the Alamo.

"If he can visit 34 million houses in ONE night just imagine how he might help with the vaccine!"

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

The corner that Spring's around

No, I'm not familiar with "fall fever."

Oh, look! The first wolverine of spring! In my homeland, they say that on the day you see your first wolverine of spring, you'll get lucky! If there's anything I can do to help

That was the fastest summer I can remember.

I love spring nature reemerges and sheds its wintry coat. Wintry what? Look. Men in tank tops. Terribly gross.

Some online retailers are offering to exchange any gift after Christmas. We don't need to match that to keep market share. Our business model is entirely different that theirs. Meanwhile, at the mall. Halloween has come and gone ... Thanksgiving went too soon ... so now I hum a Christmas tune ... that's played in stores since June!

I hope you had a nice summer.

"Don't you just love the end of party conference season."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

Automne.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"Late summer to early fall - that's my favorite time of year."

Fall on a desert island

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Sunbathing in Autumn