Seasonal Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

Parting is such sweet sorrow. . .

Coming in like a lion. . .

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Harold, you've changed."

Fall on a desert island

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Leaf zone!

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Leaf Dive Score

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Santa Claus

school kids playing conkers