Autumn Enthusiasts Gifts

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

"It was worth a try."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Personal conker trainer.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Harold, you've changed."

Horn of Leftovers

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Baby squirrel & Berries

Punkins

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Why do leaves change color?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."