Autumn Years Enthusiast Gifts

'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Sunbathing in Autumn

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Personal conker trainer.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Harold, you've changed."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Horn of Leftovers

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Fall on a desert island

Baby squirrel & Berries

Punkins

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Why do leaves change color?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Apple harvest."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

The First Day of Fall.