Seasons Enthusiast Gifts

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Harold, you've changed."

Snowyphus

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Fall on a desert island

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Leaf zone!

"Slippery, huh?"

Spring in Japan.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

People of the Fall

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.