Seasonal Aficionado Gifts

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Rite of Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

4 seasons globe

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

The corner that Spring's around

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'You're early!...'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Fall in Canada

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

"Oi! You little fucker!"

Snirtman

The Start of Spring

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

"Where did summer go?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

Hello October

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'Happy Autumn!'