Seasonal Aficionado Gifts

Rite of Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

The corner that Spring's around

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'You're early!...'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

The Start of Spring

Snirtman

"Oi! You little fucker!"

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

"Where did summer go?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Hello October

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'Happy Autumn!'

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'