Autumn Fanatic Gifts

Fall on a desert island

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I said slime."

The Last Leaf

"Harold, you've changed."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"That's very offensive."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Apple harvest."

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Vampire Bat

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Leaf zone!

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"