Halloween Fanatic Gifts

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

Pumpkin Spice Girls

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I got some detail floss."

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'Don't you dare!'

Happy Halloween!

'You've changed.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'At the time, Botox seemed like a good idea, but now I can't smile.'

'We decided we're sick of living in hiding.'

No Right Turn (monster)

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

'I have no reliable statistics on brooms crashing but you almost never hear about one.'

Air Hag.

'It needs venom.'

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

"Ready to go?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

"We need to talk."

"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"

Treat yo'self to a cauldron full of pumpkin-spice lattes!!!

YOLO Frankenstein

"Which one is good for drinking beer in??"

"You'd have thought that being a werewolf would have solved the male pattern baldness."

"I said slime."

Pumpkin Pickin'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Home depot."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Condemned - Do Not Enter