Halloween Fanatic Gifts

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Halloween Food Pyramid,

"I got some detail floss."

'Do you have it in black?'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'Don't you dare!'

'You've changed.'

Happy Halloween!

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

'At the time, Botox seemed like a good idea, but now I can't smile.'

'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'

No Right Turn (monster)

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It needs venom.'

"Ready to go?"

'I have no reliable statistics on brooms crashing but you almost never hear about one.'

Ghosts and a dog.

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I'm going to recommend you introduce some more iron into your diet."

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

'We decided we're sick of living in hiding.'

Air Hag.

'Boy, Jake, that is good! Now I wish I had dressed up scary-looking!'

"We need to talk."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

'Damn! We get tricks before we can give out trreats!'

"Brrraaaaaaiiinns!"

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Pumpkin Pickin'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."