Halloween Fans Gifts

Zombie Cafe.

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Ghosts from around the world

Toadstools

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Bad news, Count...you're grinding your fangs at night."

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

Witches Brew

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I have no problems with that old black magic. It's my short-term memory that's giving me trouble.'

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Night of the Zombonies.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

"Home depot."