Halloween Humor Fan Gifts

'Remember what you said was the one benefit of this situation? Well, now you can kiss that goodbye, too...'

'Ah... I see the misunderstanding. What you're looking for is a blood bank!'

City Zoo

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Toadstools

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Home depot."

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Brothers Grime

Broomstick crash.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I said slime."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"