Halloween Humor Fan Prints

'Remember what you said was the one benefit of this situation? Well, now you can kiss that goodbye, too...'

'Ah... I see the misunderstanding. What you're looking for is a blood bank!'

City Zoo

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Toadstools

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Zombies.

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"