Halloween Humor Lovers Prints

'Needs more kale.'

'Twitter Tweet'

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Trick or Tweet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Ghost puddle

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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