Spooky Humor Lovers Prints

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Date Night

'Needs more kale.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Transylvanian Snails.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Eye of Newt Helper

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Healthy Witch Digest

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Franken-steer.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."