Spooky Fun Lovers Prints

Boo-gle.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Fancy a pint?

Monster Baseball

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Beware of the Cat.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Trick or treat surprise.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"When's the last time you flossed?"