Spooky Season Lovers Prints

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Date Night

Redlaw and the Phantom

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

Transylvanian Snails.

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

The October 31 Committee

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist