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"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Date Night

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

Transylvanian Snails.

Candy Corn Dracula

Giant Headless Horseman

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist

The October 31 Committee